5 Guest Rules in a Rabbit's House.
I live here and you don't.
I live here and you don't.
I will sniff you at my leisure. Or I may not.
I will sniff you at my leisure. Or I may not.
If you are worthy, I may let you pat me. I may also retract from your touch as if you carry the bubonic plague.
If you are worthy, I may let you pat me. I may also retract from your touch as if you carry the bubonic plague.
If you don't want fur or hay on you, don't touch anything.
If you don't want fur or hay on you, don't touch anything.
I am more important than you. For example—if you would like some water, it will wait until after I get my vegetables.
I am more important than you. For example—if you would like some water, it will wait until after I get my vegetables.
Enjoy your stay at my house. You may leave when I give you the butt or lunge and box at you.
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Lauren
September 10 2018
If you come over to MY house, I will sit a few feet away from you and stare you down until you fear me then beg out loud, “Make him stop!”
(True story!)
Lauren
September 10 2018
If you come over to MY house, I will sit a few feet away from you and stare you down until you fear me then beg out loud, “Make him stop!”
(True story!)
(True story!)
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