I always laugh at the rabbit text messages, because I’m sure that’s what they would be saying

Genius! I could imagine any one of my four writing these! Can I suggest the following (this has actually happened btw):
Fraggle: THUMP
Me (pegging it upstairs in a panic): What’s up!
Fraggle: there is a fly in our room and its buzz bothers me, get rid of it now.
Me: seriously! Ok done. Anything further your highness?
Fraggle: well, a few blueberry shredded wheats wouldn’t go amiss.
Me: well, OK since you’ve been through such a trauma, poor baby…

This sounds exactly like my rabbits if they could text. Love it! Great job! I could read these all day and laugh everytime.

These are so much fun; can’t stop laughing. Thank you!!

Oh my gosh!!! I’m crying tears of laughter!! Love these texts!!! En core!!!